Posts Tagged ‘revenge’

1) Sometime after 1:45 a.m. I am awakened by someone yelling at their child that when they call them they should listen. Other voices ensue.

2) Sometime after that I am awakened by people talking loudly, possibly singing. I go out onto the balcony to complain at them.

3) At 7:45 a.m. the beer delivery guy for the restaurant across the street starts slamming doors and dragging crates of beer across the steel floor of his steel delivery truck. Steely noises ensue. I am incensed beyond insensate.

This is the second time this week my sleep has been disturbed by jerks and their loud-ass Castellano voices. My Spanish roommate has urged me to throw buckets of wash water on any idiot rude enough to speak at full volume during the wee hours of the night. We are on the fourth floor. It sounds as if we are on the first. I cannot imagine living on the first. I am gleeful at the thought of the next jerk who interrupts my sleep at an unreasonable hour (occasionally I take 6 hour walks and drop dead asleep by 9 p.m. I cannot in good conscience complain if it is before midnight on a weekend when I don’t have work).

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